I am recently divorced and recently retired. I'm looking for an honest man to spend time with. I love the beach, the oldies, dancing, movies, dining out, concerts, broadway shows, reading, casinos (especially AC).

It's not that I don't enjoy my own company, but, these one-sided conversations are getting a little boring! And, the arguments are doubly exhausting!! I hope someone out there sends me a message soon before I knock myself out in the 1st round!!!

I have 4 sons, and, for some reason, the're not into going to a salon with me for manicures and pedicures. And, they won't even go for highlights. I don't get it. I'm seriosly thinking of suing the NFL, MLB, NHL and NBA for ruining my social life! Are there any lawyers out there who may be interested in taking my case pro bono? I think I have a good chance of winning.

But, now, I finally have my bff - my 9 year old granddaughter!

The picture is my oldest son and me in 2008. The others are my granddaughter and me in 2008 and 2009.