Mean, grumpy old man,looking for a mean old battleaxe to drive each other crazy!! Just want to set around the house and watch the weather channel and drink beer! woman needs to own boat! ( No row boats, must have motor!!) also a plus if you can clean fish and dress out a deer! Dont like the beach( to sandy) and dont like pets! But little dogs do make interesting footballs!!Must be willing to please my every desire!! YEAH!! RIGHT!! LOL Now if you are sitting there shaking your head and laughing, contact me !! At least you have a sense of humor, which is a must!! If nothing else we could be friends! I got tired of reading almost the same things in every profile so thought I would try this and see what will happen. If this profile has given you a little chuckle, then it has been worth it! I like to think of myself as a bald, old confused hippie. I do have a lot of old fashion ideas, but I LIVED the 60s and 70s. So peace and love to all!!! I like everyone else on here is just looking for the right person for ME. I am far from perfect and dont expect you to be either!! But expect you to be darn close!! LOL