Mean, grumpy old man,looking for a mean old battleaxe to drive each other crazy!! Just want to set around the house and watch the weather channel and drink beer! woman needs to own boat! ( No row boats, must have motor!!) also a plus if you can clean fish and dress out a deer! Dont like the beach( to sandy) and dont like pets! But little dogs do make interesting footballs!!Must be willing to please my every desire!! YEAH!! RIGHT!! LOL Now if you are sitting there shaking your head and laughing, contact me !! At least you have a sense of humor, which is a must!! If nothing else we could be friends!