Before anything I am a Mom, but I am not your Mom... You can take care of yourself...And we don't need you to take care of us...I have an unhealthy obsession with the dead, but not in a "Gothic" kinda way, I just LOVE zombies...So if you're the undead, you're in like flint. I am always trying to figure out how to have fun... EVERYTHING is a joke to me... I am very crass and I talk crap constantly and am quite good at it... I would rather laugh than anything else. I laugh my butt off all day and all night. I'm getting my 7 chuckles! Having said that I feel I should add to it... As playful as I am, the one thing I will NOT do, is play games with you. Let’s all be ADULTS and say what we mean, and mean what we say. If at ANY point, I question your intentions, I will split. I have no problems dropping you like a bad habit if I feel it’s in my best interest to do so. Do not lie to me, and just so you’re not confused, “do not lie to me” means; do not fill my head with crap to get what you want. I am living for my daughter and myself, you really don't matter. If I find out, and I'm pretty smart so I will, that you are ANYTHING but honest with me its assholes and elbows...