All right, let's get this ball rolling.

For starters...I'm on another dating site, and it's just wonderful to see how many of you are on there too! How lonely we all are.

I'm going to spare the long introduction about myself, because I'm really quite tired of blabbing on and on about how wonderful a person I am. I'm great, let's continue.

In short, I'm a really kind person with a dark sense of humor. If you're offended easily, we can't even be friends. People revere me, but they also think I can be a complete ***** sometimes. Why? Because I tell the truth, no matter what, even if it hurts your feelings. Sorry in advance.

I'm the type of person that will drive you to another city and not require gas money. I'm the type of person that thinks of you all the time, whether I just met you or we've known each other for years. I'm the type of person that thinks of others before I ever think of myself. I'm the type of person that overflows with affection, understanding, trust, and absolute loyalty. I'm also the type of person that will tell you those shoes suck, that dress DOES make you look fat, and there's a booger hanging out of your nose you sick freak.

Yes, that's the humor busting out. Are you still hanging around?

I'll rock your world, rock your bed, and even rock your living room with my awesome music taste (I like everything, basically...except country...). Thing is...well, I'm a shy person at first. Really shy. I'm pretty timid because I still have some big fears about you guys. All I can do is ask you to look that aside for a while, but eventually I'll warm up and walk around your house in my underwear.

Anything else you wanna know?