Hi, thanks for checking out my greeting!

Serial Daters, Frigid Man Haters, The Incredibly Needy, Women Who Just Want To Be Online Pen Pals And Never Want To Actually Meet Anyone, The Wounded, or Those With A Photo That Bears No Resemblance To How They Look Now (did you actually think I wouldn't notice that 45 pounds you put on since your photo was taken?): PLEASE Don't Respond. Relaxed relationships do not begin with bogus photos, bull**** and neuroses.

Since I talk for a living, you can be sure that I'll be an excellent listener. Oddly enough, I'm a fairly well-known international keynote speaker (you know, conventions, annual meetings, conferences and events like that) and guest lecturer at several universities. I teach at THE Big Ten university. It's an odd career, both fun and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

I used to be a stand-up comedian. I quit that because it was far too solitary, kind of skanky, way too much work and even scarier than what I do now!

I think you'll find me extremely easy to talk to, easy-going, relaxed and casual with a professional-grade sense of humor.

I have worked insanely hard for my financial security and position in this profession. I have somehow managed to accumulate a nice nestegg while raining and educating a great son. My goal? To spend the rest of my life traveling the world a few more times, and continually learning as much as I can about as many things as I can in the years ahead.

I would rather not spend the rest of my life alone, so I continue to build the exact life I want to live with my special woman and maybe she will join me someday. If she doesn’t find me, I’ll be happy anyway.

I continue to search all over the world for that truly amazing woman, an openly affectionate and sexy woman with remarkably high standards, attractive looks and high expectations.

I wish you the best of luck in your search.