There are probably books one could buy which explain the best approach to writing one's opening paragraph for an on-line dating site. I am certain each of them would specify the profound foolhardiness of referencing the probability of the existence of said writing aids in one's opening paragraph. To do so would be paramount to on-line dating suicide.

But hey, I'm a rebel.

I am a divorced father of three, who spends a great deal of time with his children. I'm usually the sort of quiet guy, until I am comfortable. I tell bad jokes and make silly observations.

I consider myself to be a good person. I do not needlessly kick puppies and I rarely raise my voice. I feel that all problems can usually be resolved through kindness, understanding, and a nice chewy cookie.

I am a voracious reader who likes a degree of alone time yet also seeks socialization and real human interaction.