1st things 1st this is long so go with it ok.

I hope you laughed at least once today!!!!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Need to find something to talk to me about ask about my daughter who plays for the National women's full contact football league, my son in the military stationed in Iraq, my son who is married and lives in Kansas with my beautiful granddaughter. or we can talk about my hero Marvin the Martian or even the voices...lol


Hi there,
Ok here is where I write a bit about myself.
I am 4'11" give or take a 1/4 inch. I have blondish, brownish reddish hair, yep it a bit crazy mixed up like me. I weigh around 1050 lbs,so that makes me average right? I have many warts and moles, that I don't remove because I think they make me more attractive to the opposite sex. I currently work on the street corners...geeze panhandling not the other...dirty dirty mind you have there,(panhandling pays for my shrink, I have no other bills) money is fairly good as I have me a nice 2 story cardboard box home with a great view of downtown. Well sometimes I have an unexpected move when the winds are really high. I pay extra money to insure that I stay under an overpass, so my home does not dissolve in the rain. I love going to the dumpsters behind Joanna's, Pier one and stores like that to insure my home is nicely decorated. I eat out all the time...I just love going behind some of the finer resturants in downtown and getting a nice healthy meal. Sound interesting? Want to live a life of leisure just contact me and ask me how you too can eat at the finest resturants, have a beautiful 2 story home with furnishing from the best stores.

I must admit that sometimes I can't respond as quickly as I would like as the library has certain hours and I can't get online as often as I would like to. If I can't get enough money to wash my clothes or find a place to bath it may take even longer to get to a computer as the library has a silly issue about patrons smelling a bit different than most people. Maybe I should consider saving my money for a laptop...anyone wanna give me their wireless number so I can hook up for free...Hmmm the only thing is how to keep it charged...any help on this?

Now if you believe all or for that fact any of it about me, maybe your funny bone needs a checkup to see why it is so numb. Or even get a reality check...up. Why dp I say all that and not be serious? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. I know when to be serious and I know what is needed to keep a relationship fresh and happy. My Pics are current and I look like my pics.