Some of my favourite quotes:

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Dormitory

When you rearrange the letters:

Dirty Room


Evangelist

When you rearrange the letters:

Evil's Agent


Desperation

When you rearrange the letters:

A Rope Ends It