MY SELF-SUMMARY (aka 10 seconds to convince people that I'm cool enough to hang out with) (aka the basics)

I'm a West Coast Import. I miss it sometimes but not always. I'm a graphic designer and it's my absolute passion, even when it's going badly I'm loving it.

I ramble and lose my train of thought when I get nervous

I'm not perfect nor do I wish to do be, though sometimes it would be alot easier if I were. More and more I am realizing that I am not your typical anything.

I could be wrong... but like the headline says I'm pretty sure that I'm a rejected muppet.

I'm a nerd, but in one of those nerd-chicy kinda ways, then again maybe not...

I don't believe that not liking the same bands, books and movies means that we are not going to get along.

Tattoos are cool in my book. Zombies and robots are also cool in my book. Tattooed zombie robots... oh yeah...

With all due respect to women lib, I still believe that there is room for a little chivalry in this world (I'm not trying kiss-ass either, it was just the way I was raised, honestly, somedays I hope and pray that I can push a girl aside for a subway seat, but for the life of me I...just...can't.)

I like shoes (more than most people, that is).

I prefer Pepsi over Coke, unless there's alcohol involved, there's something intrinsically wrong about pepsi and any kind of alcohol.

I prefer oranges over apples, unless it's apple crisp, then I'm like orange who?

I've been told I'm a pretty damn good kisser.

I like to push and challenge people to be their best. I like to be pushed and challenged to be my best.

I've never been to jail... i think... wait... no...

I like to use ellipsis' in my writings...