I moved to Arizona from Minneapolis three years ago and I've yet to find out what people do when it's hotter than the sun 99% of the time.

I love to cook, HATE to clean. I've been told I laugh too loud. Who cares? Call the silence police.

Some of my favorites:
FOOD: Pizza, pizza and pizza. Maybe a rack of ribs for dessert.
TV: America's Test Kitchen.
MUSIC: Johnny Cash, Kid Rock, classic country, and the Gear Daddies!!!
BOOKS: "The Executioner's Song" and "A Prayer for Owen Meany"
MOVIES: "Misery," "The Shining," (sense a theme here?), "Office Space"

So enough about me. A good match would be sarcastic, sweet, nonjudgmental, financial responsible, able to stand up for himself when need be, nonpassive-aggressive, there when I needed him, there when I didn't, able to recognize when I needed space. Goofy sense of humor and able to laugh at his own jokes even when they're not funny. Motorcycles and guitars would be icing on the cake.

A test to see if anyone actually reads through all this garbage. Name one song by the Gear Daddies. Bonus if you can guess which one is my favorite.