I am what I am and thats all that I am. I am a person who loves a good conversation. I am willing to try anything, skydiving, computer programing, leapfrog wearing a tu-tu on the fourth of july on the roof of the bank... Anything. I am honest and compassionate, and giving to a fault. I am going to the U of A for now, but hope to go to the University of Chicago for my post grad stuff, I work for a military surplus store. My friends are violent and as such I usually come home with a few more brusies and lacerations every time i go out with them... especially when we go to the pool hall. I'm nuckin Futs and thats me... I also love Jazz and play a few instruments.

Thus I toss my poor hat aside,
And shrug off my threadbare cape,
The crowd's eyes are open wide
And many a mouth is agape,
As I take my sword by the nape
And draw out its form so fine
From which there is no escape,
For tonight, Valvert - you are mine!
Too bad that you chose to deride
This vicious old Bergerac ape
(My teeth are as hard as my hide),
Yet when you are dead I will drape
Your corpse with the finest of crepe,
So that all know your taste was 'divine,'
Though you should have avoided a scrape
With the master - for now, you are mine!
I must find now a sharp rhyme for 'pride'-
You're panting, you're red as a grape!
Is that ardor or terror inside?
What began as a lark, as a jape,
Now concludes with a rout, with a rape,
With your virginal courage supine,
As a puddle on honour's landscape-
Turn around, little girl - you are mine!
It's a shame, sir, to alter a shape
As refined, as expensive as thine,
But, to spare you life's endless red tape,
I will edit you - There you are mine