UPDATE: COUGAR HUNTERS need NOT apply!!! I am not going to spoil you nor am I going to sleep with you so you'll be wasting your time...

I am a simple yet somewhat complex person. Who am I kidding I am a woman. We are wonderful, yet confusing.. I am kind, caring, warm and considerate. I admit I'm a pain in the behind, I do not let just anyone into my world. I can be tough, and it would take a special person to get through the wall. When people care they must have the ability to show they care and not play games... I appreciate a man who isn't afraid to be kind,caring and considerate. I think intelligence and humor are important to one's personality. Ok and I'm a sucker for a goatee or nicely trimmed shy..

It is hard to put what we're looking for into a blanket description.. I think we all know when we click with someone and we all know it must be mutual. No matter how strong or independent we are, most women would like to know we have a strong man by our side who believes in us and who will kill spiders or whatever bug gives us the heebie geebies...

I enjoy funny/hilarious commercials and I do enjoy certain cartoons (Spongebob freak! CitiBank anit-theft commercials, Bob for Enzyte, California Cows)....
I enjoy trying different restaurants and foods. I love the theater, museums, playing pool and horse back riding.

What is important to me: my sons(one still at home), my job, my family and my Boxer.

Ok I have to say it.. Didn't want to but well have to... IF you don't have recent pictures GET THEM... I mean really how hard is it? Almost everyone owns a digital camera!!!! I hate to sound mean but we don't want to know that you're lighter (lost weight)or your hair is different (gone).. We want to know that the person in the pictures is the same.. Which brings me to another subject.... If you don't have a picture why not? I mean unless you're working under cover or in a witness protection program there is no good reason you don't have a picture (a picture of you not an actor, model or magazine ad. I mean really do you think we can't tell??). If you can use a computer you can learn to post pics...

Please don't tell me I won't be disappointed! I've been disappointed every time... No one really knows what anyone is going to feel upon seeing them in person...

Edit: If you don't have pics, don't tell me you'll email them outside of here.. Post them here or I won't be seeing them...

Oh and one last comment.. HAVE A FACE SHOT!!!! (that is the FACE without obstructions and not 400 ft away)...
What's with the far away and the back side shots?? Holy cannoli Batman!!!!

Sorry if this sounds harsh but really guys this is getting old..

My friend made a very poignant remark to me... Will Rogers said "There are 3 types of men. The first learns from reading, the second learns from observation and the third has to piss on the electric fence before he gets the clue" Stick with the first and second guy and you should do just fine! ROFL..