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Goofball73
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About Goofball73
And now....a public service announcement from Goof.
"Good evening, afternoon, morning...whatever the time of day is when you read this here profile. As your acting director of all thinks goofy, allow me to take a few moments to have a nice little chat with you.
I'm quite sure you have heard the rumors about me. Well, let's not beat around the bush here. They are all true. I am really Princess Diana. Yeah..you just thought I was dead. But no no. I am alive and well, here in this male body of an American bloke who live in the South. And yes, it did take me some time to get that darn "Southern twang" down. But, as you all know, if I can fake a happy marriage to Prince Charles, then clearly learning some backwoods slang is not too difficult.
In either case, I look good as a dude don't I? Well, let's not talk about that. Let's talk about the growing number of different types of condoms out there. I mean...come on. How many different styles do we need? And is Trojan really making a profit here? I wouldn't buy stock in them (Goof just bought 1.5 million shares of Trojan). What? So I told a fib. Shut your hole! I need more money to buy England so I can blow it up! The bastards!
Anywho, I would like to take this moment to show my loyal support to the porn industry. They have taught me a thing or two and I really learned how to use my "member" quite well through various videos. I think porn should be viewed as a form of education, but I digress...I know we will get into a whole "moral, religious" debate here. But really...wouldn't you rather have your kids watching porn then having them at Catholic school with a Priest? I'm just saying....don't be hatin!
Women, make sure to tell your men to shave their balls. I do it and it is so freeing. I don't know why guys want all that pubic hair when you lose about five pounds if'n you'd only shave. But DO NOT apply aftershave once completed. That's a no-no.
And finally.....live from Mingle 2....It's Goofball at his finest!!! Peace out and do go green by doing clean hookers.
"Good evening, afternoon, morning...whatever the time of day is when you read this here profile. As your acting director of all thinks goofy, allow me to take a few moments to have a nice little chat with you.
I'm quite sure you have heard the rumors about me. Well, let's not beat around the bush here. They are all true. I am really Princess Diana. Yeah..you just thought I was dead. But no no. I am alive and well, here in this male body of an American bloke who live in the South. And yes, it did take me some time to get that darn "Southern twang" down. But, as you all know, if I can fake a happy marriage to Prince Charles, then clearly learning some backwoods slang is not too difficult.
In either case, I look good as a dude don't I? Well, let's not talk about that. Let's talk about the growing number of different types of condoms out there. I mean...come on. How many different styles do we need? And is Trojan really making a profit here? I wouldn't buy stock in them (Goof just bought 1.5 million shares of Trojan). What? So I told a fib. Shut your hole! I need more money to buy England so I can blow it up! The bastards!
Anywho, I would like to take this moment to show my loyal support to the porn industry. They have taught me a thing or two and I really learned how to use my "member" quite well through various videos. I think porn should be viewed as a form of education, but I digress...I know we will get into a whole "moral, religious" debate here. But really...wouldn't you rather have your kids watching porn then having them at Catholic school with a Priest? I'm just saying....don't be hatin!
Women, make sure to tell your men to shave their balls. I do it and it is so freeing. I don't know why guys want all that pubic hair when you lose about five pounds if'n you'd only shave. But DO NOT apply aftershave once completed. That's a no-no.
And finally.....live from Mingle 2....It's Goofball at his finest!!! Peace out and do go green by doing clean hookers.
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Written on 11/10/2011
He is definetly a GOOFBALL but he is also a kind person to have as a friend
Written on 03/25/2011
It's hard to write a testimonial for the man who has it all (testimonial-wise). So, I will just say that I love this guy. He is real, loving, funny and would be a catch for any woman who is able to capture his heart. Good luck, ladies.
Written on 03/24/2011
Goof is simply just Awesome! You can go to him for the best advice and he sets things straight! love ya goof!
Written on 03/10/2011
Goof is simply put probably one of the coolest and most awesome people I know!
<3 you.
<3 you.
Written on 02/20/2011
Seriously, I don't know what I would do without my daily helping of Goof. He knows me better than most and is always there to confound, support, tease, laugh and be there for me. He brings a smile to my face every day and offers the best advise around. If he wasn't in my life I would definitely feel a loss. I could not ask for a more exceptional and sensitive friend...yes, that means you. Love ya!!
Written on 01/14/2011
Oh my goodness...no one has left you any love for so long it must be time. Your one of the reasons I keep coming back here and checking in. Don't go changing...muuuuuah!!!!
Written on 09/28/2010
Goofball is the one you can't have. He's way too good for you.
He's a Diva so don't argue with him, you'll never win.
He thinks ice is in it's own food group.
The state of Alabama just isn't big enough for the likes of him, I predict they'll be kicking him out soon.
The truth of it is that there aren't many on here I love more than Goof. That is because I am a witness to his true nature.
If he ever decides to come back on the market, there will be an epic cat fight for him.
When that time comes, write me, I'll give you tips. :-p
He's a Diva so don't argue with him, you'll never win.
He thinks ice is in it's own food group.
The state of Alabama just isn't big enough for the likes of him, I predict they'll be kicking him out soon.
The truth of it is that there aren't many on here I love more than Goof. That is because I am a witness to his true nature.
If he ever decides to come back on the market, there will be an epic cat fight for him.
When that time comes, write me, I'll give you tips. :-p
