Here's my commercial for me. I can walk on water. I invented air. I have no flaws whatsoever. I am the perfect man for you. Me, George Clooney, and Denzel all hang out together. I have a money tree in my backyard. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. I have a Porsche that I drive to get my mail, and that's all that I use it for. I have a house in every country on the planet.

Or

I'm good man with no kids and we can have a drink and get to know each other.