Hi. I'm Dan. I'm 23, an English major at The University of Colorado at Denver, and a self-proclaimed Poe devotee. Due to recent skateboarding mishaps, I now have a dislocated shoulder, and a scar over my eye, which is fun. And yet, I find myself drawn back to it time and time again, like a moth to the flame. Horrible, painful shoulder-dislocating flame. In ten years, I see myself somewhere tropical. French Polynesia, Madagasgar, Kawaii, I dunno. One of those. I'm gonna divide my time between skateboarding/surfing, and lounging on a hammock with my hot girlfriend. (Which, too is theoretical).

Having recently graduated, I am currently leaning towards the "Oh God what am I going to do with my life?" thought process. If anyone knows of a job where I can rub oil onto bikini-clad women ala Dumb and Dumber, hook me up.

I do need a 401K and paid vacations as well. You know. The basics.