About Me
As much as any man craves the wild exotic fem fatale, I also crave to be that woman's knight in shining armour. In this day and age, I can no longer go out and slay a dragon(endangered wildlife), nor rescue a damsel in distress(liability issues).

About My dream mate
I am sorry and embarrassed that I can't describe you, but we haven't met yet. Sure, I could fantasize to my hearts content, but that staple in your navel would always remind me that other men were ogling your body all over the world.