I always dreamed of joining an internet dating site to find the man of my dreams. Well, that isn't exactly how my dream went, but nonetheless, here is where I find myself. I am looking to meet someone who values the little things in a relationship (an unexpected hug, a phone call in the middle of the day, sending a card for no reason, etc.)....such little things that mean so much. I am also looking to meet someone with a great sense of humor, as I believe laughter is often the best medicine (except perhaps for gunshot wounds). I believe a relationship should be based on honesty, great communication, affection, laughter and an occasional pillow fight.

If anything I wrote resonates with you, please send me an email. Maybe we can go on our last first date together.

P.S. I HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT SHARING THE REMOTE.