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cl58501
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About cl58501
Let's face it - what are the chances we will end up together forever . . . how about just a friendly dinner & that is all.
So this is the profile space where men are supposed to try really hard to somehow woo a woman in 1200 characters or less... Fair Warning - remember to breathe as you read my profile.
My mom says I'm just so awesome that I shouldn't need an introduction.
I am expert in nothing but I can fly rocket-ships without a licensed co-pilot present. I know where Atlantis is. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know why there is braille on drive up ATM machines. My biggest pet peeves are stepping in gum & people whose vocabularies are as bad as, like, whatever. Really?? You know, right? A long long time ago I wondered why baby wipes couldn't be used for adults, now someone else is rich off of something I knew years ago. (I debated on whether to put this in), oh yeah, I have translated sexual innuendos for Canadian refugees. Once I was caller number nine and won a Jerry Springer action figure. Just recently I discovered that against widely held beliefs two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing.
I think Happy hour is supposed to be a nice gesture, not a challenge.
As for my special skills. I hug, dodge, and I weave - Simultaneously. I also duck, eat, cook, and I fudge - Not necessarily in that order. I have prepared unbelievable five course lunches using only a frying pan and a microwave. I can bake 30 minute cookies in 23 minutes and I always lick off the spatula. Speaking of licking, you should also know that I am very gifted with my tongue and could probably tie a cherry stem into a full windsor knot.
It takes me 2 1/2 days to develop a 5 o'clock shadow. I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed...
Come on, you know you want me.
Do you see yourself as happy rather than content, an individual rather than special, educated rather than street-smart, and curious rather than scared? In that case I would like to learn more about you. I know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa.
I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together
because they enjoy each others' company, none of that "I need you; I'm so empty without you" stuff that's really just addiction masquerading as love.
I just want to meet up briefly to see if there is some chemistry between us. Friendship is good, too. I'm fine with either - or neither. I get out a lot as it is. You're probably not going to get to know me by reading through all this - but maybe it will give you a little insight into who I am.
Oh, yeah 1 more thing - if you would like to see more photos, just send a message and introduce yourself.
So this is the profile space where men are supposed to try really hard to somehow woo a woman in 1200 characters or less... Fair Warning - remember to breathe as you read my profile.
My mom says I'm just so awesome that I shouldn't need an introduction.
I am expert in nothing but I can fly rocket-ships without a licensed co-pilot present. I know where Atlantis is. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know why there is braille on drive up ATM machines. My biggest pet peeves are stepping in gum & people whose vocabularies are as bad as, like, whatever. Really?? You know, right? A long long time ago I wondered why baby wipes couldn't be used for adults, now someone else is rich off of something I knew years ago. (I debated on whether to put this in), oh yeah, I have translated sexual innuendos for Canadian refugees. Once I was caller number nine and won a Jerry Springer action figure. Just recently I discovered that against widely held beliefs two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing.
I think Happy hour is supposed to be a nice gesture, not a challenge.
As for my special skills. I hug, dodge, and I weave - Simultaneously. I also duck, eat, cook, and I fudge - Not necessarily in that order. I have prepared unbelievable five course lunches using only a frying pan and a microwave. I can bake 30 minute cookies in 23 minutes and I always lick off the spatula. Speaking of licking, you should also know that I am very gifted with my tongue and could probably tie a cherry stem into a full windsor knot.
It takes me 2 1/2 days to develop a 5 o'clock shadow. I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed...
Come on, you know you want me.
Do you see yourself as happy rather than content, an individual rather than special, educated rather than street-smart, and curious rather than scared? In that case I would like to learn more about you. I know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa.
I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together
because they enjoy each others' company, none of that "I need you; I'm so empty without you" stuff that's really just addiction masquerading as love.
I just want to meet up briefly to see if there is some chemistry between us. Friendship is good, too. I'm fine with either - or neither. I get out a lot as it is. You're probably not going to get to know me by reading through all this - but maybe it will give you a little insight into who I am.
Oh, yeah 1 more thing - if you would like to see more photos, just send a message and introduce yourself.
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