My life is rather insane. I had a very typical dysfunctional Jewish upbringing. I spend most of the day reading, both for work and for pleasure. Technology in all instances encompasses almost all aspects of my life.

I, unfortunately, haven't dated very much for a variety of reasons. For one, I went to collage very early and all of the girls that I set my sights on were far older than me and had no interest in a young guy who hadn't sprouted, and possibly raised legal issues. Maybe I'm just very ugly and no one has the heart to tell me.

I'm not very demanding. I love to talk and laugh. My sense of humor is offensive to most people so I tend to check it at the door unless I'm in a familiar crowd. I have a lot of friends, but I don't think of myself as a very social person. Most of my friends describe me as a young Woody Allen or Larry David, in the body of a football player, with the mind of a nerd. A proud nerd.