OK, OK... maybe that first line is a HUGE red flag, and right now you're hearing alarms blaring and envisioning a decontamination team rushing in to clean the redneck taint off of you, but don't fret--I'm only a redneck when it comes to the particularly unusual things. You know... decent manners, loves his mom, willing to do a day's work on occasion, that sort of stuff.

It isn't easy to describe myself, because I'm forced to be honest - heh - but I'll give it a try. I'm just the average pickup truck drivin', guitar pickin', country music singin', college educated computer geek and occasional English teacher.

Totally confused yet? Yeah, me too.

I'm a bit of a smart-ass. I like to poke fun at myself and the people with whom I surround myself. I usually enjoy being with intelligent people. Face it; They get the joke. I'm tired of the silly walking mind drains who I meet in bars. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my fun times, but it's gotten boring. I want to find a smart, sexy, nice girl who has enough respect for herself to be able to say "no," but still has enough confidence to go for it when her heart says "yes" and enough of a sense of humor to laugh when things are tough and giggle when they're good too.

Truth is, nobody's going to learn everything about me from a profile, so I'll just save most of the bad (and good) Stuff for later. You know how it goes. We swap a few emails, maybe meet up, have a few drinks, get kicked out of the bar for starting a garnish war, hit it off, and tell each other everything--just the usual stuff.

A little about you (if you're the one):
You're smart (smart is sexy) And you know it. You can hold your own in a
conversation, and you never shy away from an argument, because you know you're going to win (usually). But you're not afraid to listen to what somebody else has to say too. You can handle five minutes of silence. You're into music (dare I mention karaoke). You know how to say "no." I can't stress that enough--if you're the type of girl who gives it up on the first date, don't contact me; There are plenty of those wherever I look, and I'm looking for something better than that.