I'm silly, sarcastic, damn funny and quite the interesting person. Well at least the voices in my head tell me so. I'm stuck in a state of short people and am a freakish 6'7, so its a bit rough find some that isn't eye level with my belly button and can see the lint therein.

Mental note: "Whatever you do, don't talk about cats being vile creatures on here"

Sarcasm is apparently against the forum rules, so use is sparingly.

Mingle2 is kinda like a demented game of whack-o-mole, but you never know if you're the mole or not.

Political threads on here are just for show, emotion and wishful thinking are better than facts and reality. A 5 year old could offer up better arguments than most in the political forums.

When a thread goes off topic, and everyone is talking about your Balls, it makes you a little nervous.



Ich habe gesunken und Ich kann nicht aufstehen.

Je suis tombe et je ne peux pas me lever

He caído y yo no puede levantarse

Ho caduto e io inscatolare non alzarsi

Я вспомогательный глагол для образования сложных времен падать и Я мочь не вставать

JÁ mít být chycen a Dovedu ne sednout na koně

Ego have cado quod ego non validus surgo

我下落了並且不可能起來

私は落ち、起きることができない

Ik ben gevallen en niet kunnen opstaan

Έχω πέσει και δεν μπορώ να σηκωθώ

Eu caí e não posso levantar-se

나는 떨어지고 일어날 수 없다

Ik ben gevallen en ik kan niet opstaan