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purplecat
"My dowry consists of $420 in Canadian tire money and one goat"
45 year old woman
from
Whiskey Creek,
British Columbia
Looking for man for friendship
Last seen over a month ago
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About purplecat
Interests: music, art, cooking, earth science, random accidents, extreme ironing, mad obstructions and cold fusion.
Um , about me eh , hmmmmmm ,
Well I am not fire proof , water proof , or earthquake proof , at all , yes I admit it , although I do bounce if the impact is great enough ,
I still have not figured out how to avoid spontanious combustion , so I really think I need a partner who is fast with the fire extinguisher , and NOT afraid of catching on fire them selves (its been known to happen ) .
The sucsessfull candidate also should have a good understanding of quantum physics and nuclear physics as I am also a mad scientist on the side and am in the midst of plans to take over the universe...
an interest in Genetics and Biotechnology would be an asset but not yet a requirement.....
interested candidates should contact administration .....AND NOT JUST STROLL ON BY CAUSE IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN IF YA JUST KEEEP WALKIN PAST AN NOT APPLYING FOR THE SAID POSTITION!!...........
MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO APPLY
WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN NUTS ....... ALLERGIES BE FOREWARNED
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
CAUTION HAIR ENTANGLEMENT MAY OCCUR !!
Well I am not fire proof , water proof , or earthquake proof , at all , yes I admit it , although I do bounce if the impact is great enough ,
I still have not figured out how to avoid spontanious combustion , so I really think I need a partner who is fast with the fire extinguisher , and NOT afraid of catching on fire them selves (its been known to happen ) .
The sucsessfull candidate also should have a good understanding of quantum physics and nuclear physics as I am also a mad scientist on the side and am in the midst of plans to take over the universe...
an interest in Genetics and Biotechnology would be an asset but not yet a requirement.....
interested candidates should contact administration .....AND NOT JUST STROLL ON BY CAUSE IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN IF YA JUST KEEEP WALKIN PAST AN NOT APPLYING FOR THE SAID POSTITION!!...........
MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO APPLY
WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN NUTS ....... ALLERGIES BE FOREWARNED
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
CAUTION HAIR ENTANGLEMENT MAY OCCUR !!
Profession: crash test dummy
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Written on 04/21/2008
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
Written on 04/20/2008
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
Written on 04/20/2008
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE
Send this to all ur sexii friends.
Including person who sent it to u""
Written on 04/20/2008
HAD AN XRAY TODAY AN THEY FOUND "U" IN MY HEART THEN I WAS TOLD IF THEY TAKE "U" OUT I WOULD DIE...SO UR STAYIN...SEND THIS TO EVERYBODY U LOVE INCLUDING ME!! XOXO
▒▒▒▒▒▒Make a friend, is a Gift ▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒ Have a friend, is a Grace ▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒ Maintain a friend, is a Virtue ▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒But, having a Friend like YOU ▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ is a ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Great Blessing! ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?
▒▒▒▒▒▒Make a friend, is a Gift ▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒ Have a friend, is a Grace ▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒ Maintain a friend, is a Virtue ▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒But, having a Friend like YOU ▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ is a ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Great Blessing! ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?♥?
Written on 04/18/2008
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me!!!
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... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me!!!
......oooO...............
.....(....)................
......)../....Oooo.....
.....(_/.....(....).......
.............. )_/.........
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... I WAS .............
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..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
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Written on 04/17/2008
This poem is very sweet.
It will be interesting to see who sends it back.
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
This is a Hug Certificate!!
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really tick 'em off!
If you receive this back 2 times .... You're off to a good start,
unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!
If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times. You are popular I wanna be just l
It will be interesting to see who sends it back.
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
This is a Hug Certificate!!
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug
(Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You).
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really tick 'em off!
If you receive this back 2 times .... You're off to a good start,
unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!
If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times. You are popular I wanna be just l
Written on 04/08/2008
Give this heart [♥] to
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
Written on 04/08/2008
Give this heart [♥] to
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy