Well, where do I start? I’ve just joined this site and 99% of the profiles are more full of s**t than a Christmas goose. Now don’t get me wrong, I have had some very nice email and phone conversations and a couple of very pleasant meetings with some very nice ladies.

But now, lets cut to the chase. Are you people living in some sort of a friggin’ fantasy world? I can’t begin to count the number of profiles that have this kind of crap (does any of this sound familiar?): “I’m a free spirit”, or “I’m spontaneous and fun-loving” or I love a “Stroll on the beach under the stars” or “drinks at sunset” or “foot-rubs in front of the TV” or “cuddling under a blanket watching a movie” and my personal favorite: “walking hand-in-hand along the beach with a glass of wine”!!!!! Are you friggin’ serious? When was the last time, in all sincerity, have any of you done any of that? The last time you “took a stroll under the stars” was when your ex-old man threw your fat, drunk, loud-mouth ass out of the trailer. Any ideas that I have of “along the beach” involves tequila and smokin’ a fattie on my Harley on Daytona Beach. You people have more issues than a newsstand!

Now, if you looked at my profile, you’ll see that I’m no kid. I’m Old-school, been around the block a few times, mature, retired, self sufficient, not a player, definitely not into games, set in my ways, not loaded but comfortable, know what I want, and know how to treat a lady (the operative word here is “lady“). I’m intelligent, well-groomed, and have more than enough class to fit into any situation (I don’t pick my nose in public and don’t fart at the dinner table). I have a condo in Chesterfield, like to go to Florida for the winter (October thru March). So if I (we) decide to take off for a week or two….. or two months, I (we) can do it. My ideal mate would be either retired or have a schedule that would be flexible enough that we could take off for a few days in Vegas with little or no notice. Someone that isn’t just looking for a Sugar-Daddy or a free meal. Someone that will bring something to the table. You don’t have to be rich, just somewhat financially stable….without a ton of (and I hate using this term) baggage. C’mon, anyone out there with a lick of sense knows who you are (or aren’t) and exactly what I’m talking about. I’m a great guy, have a sense of humor, love to travel and one helluva catch!

I’m not looking for someone just to live with - I’m looking for that someone that I just can’t live without! ARE YOU THE ONE ?