dysFUNctional
"Laugh Often, Love Always, Live Like There's No Tomorrow"
50 year old woman
from
Cerritos,
California
Looking for man for relationship
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About dysFUNctional
Interests: Sports, Racing, Off Roading, Motorcycles, Fun and Adventure. Will try just about anything once and if it doesn't kill me the first time I might do it again! I like alot of things., Loud Trucks, Fast Cars, Photography, Soccer Mom
Well here it is, time for me to describe myself and I'm finding this very difficult; as I'm the type of woman who believes that people should form their own opinion about others based on their own experience with that someone. It takes 2 to have a relationship. Communication and honesty should be first and foremost. I am a woman that likes being treated like a lady and also like one of the guys. I have morals, ethics, understanding and manners, (can't always help some of the natural things though ..ha ha).
It takes 2 to make a relationship and I want and expect that in my partner, it‘s called respect. I deserve and want a good man, no cheating and playing games, since the men in my past have been different. I’m not looking for pity and don’t expect to receive it. I have a lot of common sense and hope that my man will too. I know a little bit about a lot of things and can be a good conversationalist as well as listener, (just don‘t babble or ramble on and on and on..). Some of my friends call me just when they need to "vent" which is fine with me, as we all need to. I can take it.
I must say that I love to laugh and that I am my own best comic. I will be the first to admit, laugh and be sarcastic about my own unconventional idiosyncrasies and you better believe we'll laugh about yours too. Just because my age in years shows that I’m leaning towards “Old Timers Disease” doesn’t mean that’s what my attitude and spirit is. Heck, my favorite store is the toy store. Which one you ask; hmmm?
Now, about my kids. They are my loves, my pride and my joy, next to God. My daughters are 21 and 13 and my son is 9. Don’t expect to meet them right off the bat. They have suffered enough in their lives and I don’t want them disappointed again. I will tell you that they are well rounded, good kids still learning from the best, ME!!!! :~) My ex and I are friends so very little to no drama. Our kids come first.
I am a lot of fun and have a lot to offer the right man. I love to cook and do it well, I hate to clean even though I do that well too, and will do it cause it needs to be. I enjoy an enormous amount of people (love to watch them), places and things. Please no stress or drama I’ve had enough of it.
There's alot more to me than this profile depicts so if you have any questions please by all means, ASK !!
ABOUT YOU: I love it when a man can surprise me, romance me, make memories, laugh at himself and with me on numerous things, is able to deal with life, make decisions, can compliment me, is able to show all emotions, be honest, straight forward and to the point, is financially secure, can enjoy life and is willing to give of himself, be a partner, lover and friend. I want to know you are thinking about me during the day as much as I am thinking about you. Text messages, phone calls, little cards or notes, nothing expensive, just something so that I know when we're apart you are thinking about me. Something that helps break the "rut" of the day. In turn you can expect and will receive the same from me. I want to feel secure in your arms and when I lay my head on your chest and want you to be secure too. It's not about you, it's not about me... IT'S ABOUT US!
Yes, I’ll be reading profiles, so you had better be good and fulfill my dreams baby and...
It takes 2 to make a relationship and I want and expect that in my partner, it‘s called respect. I deserve and want a good man, no cheating and playing games, since the men in my past have been different. I’m not looking for pity and don’t expect to receive it. I have a lot of common sense and hope that my man will too. I know a little bit about a lot of things and can be a good conversationalist as well as listener, (just don‘t babble or ramble on and on and on..). Some of my friends call me just when they need to "vent" which is fine with me, as we all need to. I can take it.
I must say that I love to laugh and that I am my own best comic. I will be the first to admit, laugh and be sarcastic about my own unconventional idiosyncrasies and you better believe we'll laugh about yours too. Just because my age in years shows that I’m leaning towards “Old Timers Disease” doesn’t mean that’s what my attitude and spirit is. Heck, my favorite store is the toy store. Which one you ask; hmmm?
Now, about my kids. They are my loves, my pride and my joy, next to God. My daughters are 21 and 13 and my son is 9. Don’t expect to meet them right off the bat. They have suffered enough in their lives and I don’t want them disappointed again. I will tell you that they are well rounded, good kids still learning from the best, ME!!!! :~) My ex and I are friends so very little to no drama. Our kids come first.
I am a lot of fun and have a lot to offer the right man. I love to cook and do it well, I hate to clean even though I do that well too, and will do it cause it needs to be. I enjoy an enormous amount of people (love to watch them), places and things. Please no stress or drama I’ve had enough of it.
There's alot more to me than this profile depicts so if you have any questions please by all means, ASK !!
ABOUT YOU: I love it when a man can surprise me, romance me, make memories, laugh at himself and with me on numerous things, is able to deal with life, make decisions, can compliment me, is able to show all emotions, be honest, straight forward and to the point, is financially secure, can enjoy life and is willing to give of himself, be a partner, lover and friend. I want to know you are thinking about me during the day as much as I am thinking about you. Text messages, phone calls, little cards or notes, nothing expensive, just something so that I know when we're apart you are thinking about me. Something that helps break the "rut" of the day. In turn you can expect and will receive the same from me. I want to feel secure in your arms and when I lay my head on your chest and want you to be secure too. It's not about you, it's not about me... IT'S ABOUT US!
Yes, I’ll be reading profiles, so you had better be good and fulfill my dreams baby and...
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