bulkbombad
"Lone Ranger Just Says Hi"
53 year old man
from
Sacramento,
California
Looking for woman for friendship
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About bulkbombad
Interests: Winning
Mutant, yep. Either the sentinels or the X-Men will get me. I am a bald werewolf. I get angry, and I grow furry. Then I chuck chevies at Chevy's, toss dumpsters off roofs, and growl a lot. I need a lawyer 24/7. Except they so lazy. I played chess with a dozen of them, and one day in a fit of anger I asked them how much money would it take to get them to sue somebody? 50 thou down, and 50 thou a week till a quarter million is reached. Ok, forget about it. I did one year of junior college football, 3 years of semi pro, and tried out for the show. They said sorry, no go, your knee is gone. Darn that knee. I limped through 20 years of bouncer fun, and I even carried a gun. I was a full contact security guy. Still am, but the landscape is bland, and not much urban combat for me. I just howl at the full moon, and look around for a woman on a broom, or any other one skulking in the night. Ha. Creatures of the night, unite. Ha. New political party. We get drunk and then vote. Kidding, but it sounded good when I thought it up. SO, if a six two 308 lb local legend could fit in your car, shotgun!! MIKEE
Profession: Security
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