I am Lonely! Need a woman to communicate w/, & be my Freind!

Looking for a woman who is a "practical optimist" to email and become freinds. Dont worry if you arent a movieStar(they seem to change partners much to often for me).
I like t natural woman thats Beautiful w/out a trace of make-up on. It is much harder today to find a woman w/brains in her head, than to find a good make-up artist who can hide facial flaws. I dont wear make-up, so its totaly alright w/me if you dont either.
Are you good at conversation? send me your cell# and we can txt abt?
Dont worry abt your views on ___ maybe they wont match mine, but we can chat abt it; maybe your plan is better.
If you are looking for some guy to march you down t isle to t Preacher next week, I aint your guy(altho that may come at some future time, just not next week). But if you wud like to get to know t man you might 1day marry, lets get started! I'm ready to get started on my 2nd 30+yrs relationship.
Tell me a good clean joke(love this kind!); tell me what ticks you off, and what makes you smile.