About ME, hmmm... I’m feeling stupid, so let’s make a Timmy!

Ingredients:

• 10 heaping cups of Gracie’s Daddy (add a cup per year I can keep her alive)
• 1 1/3 gallons of Libra
• 2 cartons of family
• 3 buckets of love (which leads me to the next one…)
• 4 cups of cheese
• 1 free thinker
• 1 chunk Dom
• 1 big ol’ bruised heart (and that "ain't no ****")
• ½ nerd
• ½ cool mofo (w/ no mojo)
• 1 free (yet tortured) spirit
• 10 scoops of art and music
• A tad of creativity
• 1 pack of Camel Lights (in a box)
• 5 guitars?
• 3 venti iced-coffees (with Cream and 2 Sweet ‘n Lows)
• A bathtub full o’ workaholic
• 12 sticks of conspiracy theory (Don’t get me started!)
• A big squirt of stinky hippie
• A dollop of Internet addiction
• A sprinkle of wannabe business owner/tattoo artist flakes
• ½ gallon of Maker’s Mark Whiskey
• 14 chewed on pens and pencils (wood splinters are good for the spleen)
• 1 messy desk (*sigh - but it's a sign of genius)
• A pinch of fate
• A big dash of anxiety… ok, maybe a few cups… OK FINE!! Maybe a GALLON! Jeesh. Leave me alone!
• 2 big hands and size 13 shoes (lmao)
• 10 pounds of sugar!
• Lots of slobber

Man, I’m making a mess… I’m sure I forgot a few hundred other ingredients, but over time, it all starts tasting the same – and comes out the same way (LMAO!). I also forgot to mention to preheat the oven to 327 degrees. I’m a slow cooked dish. Just throw it all in a BIG bowl. It doesn’t matter if you spill half of it. I make enough of a mess of myself for the both of us.

Cook for 36 years with a few wrong turns here and there… This is about what you get.

I am not looking to be in a relationship at the moment. Trust takes time to develop. I'm open and honest about everything I am and do, so if you'd like to know anything... just ask me.