Self-summary:

I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither (smile). Details at 11.

NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!”

I love to listen to country music as I relax on my back patio. I love to talk smack when I’m beating someone in a game of pool. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.

I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. XOXOXOXO applause:

What I’m doing with my life:

I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!!

Six things I could never do without:

Family, my dog, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind (ok, so what…I chose seven).

I spend a lot of time thinking about: Having sex with Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, and Kim Kardashian {not @ the same time though}. I heard that they are quite fond of me so I figure that’s the least that I could do. AIN’T I SWEET!!!

On a typical Friday night I am:

Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!