Recently retired Military Officer (Special Forces...Green Beret ) with over 20 years. " Be all that you can be....and then some". Whew. I'm looking forward to relaxing and enjoying life to its fullest, with some caution, of course. I love to go camping in the High Sierra's and sky dive and I really enjoy cooking, gourmet style, and I cook up a mean campfire 'road kill', "Raccoon ala Orange", with pine needle sauce. Most people say that they enjoy a 'walk on the beach'...not me. I hate the beach. I've stormed too many of them while in the military. No thanks. Watch out for that landmine. Ooops. A bit late on that one, Chalie. Oh well. How about a hike or a brisk walk? Lunch at T.G.I. Friday's ? Camping in the mountains? A visit to a nice seafood restaurant...my treat. A quick 'Starbucks' ? The Mall? The Library..? Never mind, I never go there anyway.
I enjoy humor of all kinds from the morbid and mundane, to slapstick. I am a practical joker, so watch out. I love to travel and have been around the world and visited most places except China, Japan, some European countries and "Down Under'..which will be my next venture. I have also been on one of the most adventuresome journeys that mortal man can ever be on. Yeah....I was married before. The Agony of it all. I use to wake up Grumpy, now, I let "Her" sleep. They say that love is 'Grand'..but, 'Divorce is $50 grand. Aah, yes...DIVORCE...from the latin word meaning, ..'to rip a man's genitals apart through his wallet'. Actually, we parted due to an illness. She got 'sick' of me. I was in the military and too often, I was never home. I don't blame her, but....I don't think I'll ever get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Anyway, I will leave you with these words of wisdom once uttered to me by a wise mystic and sage by the name of "Confused" ( or was that Confucius...?) " We jog in a jogging suit...We lounge in lounging PJ's...We smoke in a smoking jacket...so why on Earth would we want to wear a "Wind Breaker"?