Tazz42
"Where's Waldo???????"
44 year old woman
from
Wish U New,
Oregon
Looking for man for friendship
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About Tazz42
I guess I better update this:
Look at me go......HEE!!!!
Seriously, I have had paragraphs written here several times and had nothing but idiots, Stalkerific Tards and Goons email me!
Any self righteous woman should know by now.....there are no fairytale endings...
I prefer the forums and talking with others in a group effort to be for real!
Things that make me go hhhhhmmmmm:
1. Looking for a woman for friendship....Translated: I am hoping to be that guy that "friends" himself into your pants.
2.Looking for an intimate encounter....Translated: Hey, at least I am being honest!
3.No head games please.......Translated: I am going to be controlling this relationship!
4.Down to Earth....Translated: May take mind altering drugs on the side to keep me grounded.
5.Looking for my true soulmate..... Translation: I'm borderline and about to go over the edge and if you let me down I'll either cut me or shoot you.
6. Looking for friends.....Translation: I just want a one night stand and don't call me, I will call you.
7. Spontaneous....
Translation: After a few drinks, I may say what is on my mind....but in the meantime, you will get nothing but a fake smile.
8. Trustworthy.....
Translation: Just you wait til I get you to my basement of horrors!!!!! Booohahahahahaha!
Did you think that was a serious interpretation? I have a weird sense of humor and if you didn't laugh at even one of those then you may want to go back and try again!
This internet dating thing is harder then it looks, I am not here to attract my shining knight in armor, I am not here for drama.
I am here for the great people I have already met and the ones to cross my path in the future.
I am content with my "Empty Nester" life....me and my dog, but hoping that better things will pass my way.
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So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters
Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters
Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No nothing else matters
Look at me go......HEE!!!!
Seriously, I have had paragraphs written here several times and had nothing but idiots, Stalkerific Tards and Goons email me!
Any self righteous woman should know by now.....there are no fairytale endings...
I prefer the forums and talking with others in a group effort to be for real!
Things that make me go hhhhhmmmmm:
1. Looking for a woman for friendship....Translated: I am hoping to be that guy that "friends" himself into your pants.
2.Looking for an intimate encounter....Translated: Hey, at least I am being honest!
3.No head games please.......Translated: I am going to be controlling this relationship!
4.Down to Earth....Translated: May take mind altering drugs on the side to keep me grounded.
5.Looking for my true soulmate..... Translation: I'm borderline and about to go over the edge and if you let me down I'll either cut me or shoot you.
6. Looking for friends.....Translation: I just want a one night stand and don't call me, I will call you.
7. Spontaneous....
Translation: After a few drinks, I may say what is on my mind....but in the meantime, you will get nothing but a fake smile.
8. Trustworthy.....
Translation: Just you wait til I get you to my basement of horrors!!!!! Booohahahahahaha!
Did you think that was a serious interpretation? I have a weird sense of humor and if you didn't laugh at even one of those then you may want to go back and try again!
This internet dating thing is harder then it looks, I am not here to attract my shining knight in armor, I am not here for drama.
I am here for the great people I have already met and the ones to cross my path in the future.
I am content with my "Empty Nester" life....me and my dog, but hoping that better things will pass my way.
________________________________________
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters
Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters
Trust I seek and I find in you
Every day for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters
Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know
So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
No nothing else matters
Profession: Mind reader........
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Written on 10/19/2009
She is one of my best Gal friends on here she would do anything to help me out she is truly the best friend :)
Written on 05/15/2009
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day?
and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
well it's you TAZZ and you should know it-
with each glance and every little movement you show it...
You're gonna make it after all....
(did that sound dirty?)
nyuk - nyuk.....
Who can take a nothing day?
and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
well it's you TAZZ and you should know it-
with each glance and every little movement you show it...
You're gonna make it after all....
(did that sound dirty?)
nyuk - nyuk.....
Written on 03/12/2009
Pink it's my new obsession
Pink it's not even a question,
Pink on the lips of your lover, 'cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink 'cause you are so very
Pink it's the color of passion
'Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
'Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It's kink - but you don't ever tell her
Pink it was love at first sight, and
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink it's my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
Pink it's not even a question,
Pink on the lips of your lover, 'cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink 'cause you are so very
Pink it's the color of passion
'Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
'Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It's kink - but you don't ever tell her
Pink it was love at first sight, and
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink it's my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
