ME: fun, sexy, happy, likes being single, loves a good laugh, into fishing and outdoor stuff...
YOU: fun, sexy, happy, adventurous, has a life, confidence....
ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Q: If I drive all the way to Redding to meet you, will I get laid?
A: No
Q: If I drive all the way to Redding, can I camp in your yard?
A: NO
Q: If I pick you up in a really nice car, will I get anywhere that night?
A: Depends on the car. No Elements, PT Cruisers, or dually
Q: What do you mean by "activity partner?"
A: It means hanging out and having fun until I decide whether or not you're full of crap
Q: If we go out and I try to show off by being mean to the waitress, will there be a second date?
A: No
Q: If we go out and I talk about my latest ex-wife the entire freakin' time, will there be a second date?
A: No
Q: If at some point during the date I proudly recite the weight, mass, and volume of my penis, are we going out again?
A: Maybe lol