I am the satirically neurotic everyday household book that few people find the time to dust off and read. There is only one copy of me and this is why I have only one truly interested being in my life at a time; I have to be shared. I will talk your ear off if you let me. I will talk about anything from Chubacabras to String theory and every possible thing in between. I love to create ridiculous shnozzberrie theories with friends. My mind is always emitting obscure inane facts. My secret identity is Theory Man (note that isn't Conspiracy Theory Man). My typical conversations sound like a Seinfield episode guest starring Timothy Leary and Hunter S. Thompson... maddening sometimes yet funny. I can be intelligent when I choose, always sarca$$tic, and a loving person. I am a self proclaimed dork. I dont hold back either. I love people and just how screwed up we all are. Snozzberries are an interest of mine. Um... I write about anything. Books, comics, dreams, movie ideas, poetry sometimes. You name it I will write about it. I am interested in film and almost all aspects of it. I am writing scripts too. I am into theater on and off stage. I am in love with music, especially when it is a live show. I am open minded to just about any idea that isn't based on ignorance.