I asked my cousin Louise to write up a self-summary for me, completely defeating the purpose of this section, and this is what she came up with:

"Chuckie (I mean Chuck his name is Chuck now) is a great guy. He appreciates good people, good music, good food, and a good time. He is an amazing listener. You should talk to him sometime. He's also pretty good at talking. You should listen to him sometime."

I love Weezey and her poetic waxing, but I think she takes me a little bit too seriously. I'm a sarcastic, quirky nerd. But she's right, you should talk to me some time. And listen to me some time. I'm pretty awesome.