Why waste time typing. Mr Skippy has things to do. I'm back here working in the GTA after 2 years away, and am looking for some fun back here. I don't own a Vespa or anything like that, so if your ideal date was a night on the town scooter style, I'm not your man.

I'm dry, sarcastic, and generally speaking will make your stomach hurt laughing - at the expense of others usually. I have a tongue ring (try me with the gay jokes - I have heard them all), I am fit, and can't stand clowns and/or mimes and/or clown-mime derivatives. I have somewhat of an odd job(relax, I'm not an escort), but it keeps me out of trouble and I do enjoy it most of the time.


Pretty detailed profile isn't it? Now that you know my life story, feel free to message me professing your undying need to know more.


*Side note... has anyone else noticed when your filling out your profile, right beside the headline it says "(eg. "looking for my San Francisco prince charming")". I'd like to think that if I were the developer of this site, I might just go out on a limb and put something better than 'San Francisco prince charming' on there... just a thought.