I AM THE GREAT CRUSTINI!!1ONE11! I like alot of things ranging from poetry to world domination. I have a degree in EXTREME CUP STACKING!!1. I dislike shallow people. I don't have a car but plan to soon. I am a student. If professional Tetris playing was real, I would be the Kobe Bryant of the sport. I like art. I like symetry. Han shot first. I want to name my daughter Cambria and a son Anakin. Girls I've gone out with always say I'm a sweetheart but the jury is still out on that. I have a major secret. This secret is a medical secret and if you don't think you can handle it then see ya. It affects me only. I am not going to give you something. If you know Charger's history and remember a guy named Rolf Benerschika or something like that then you already know what I've been through. It's the same sh*tand I have met him and spoke to him about it. I like the color black. I eat cheeseburgers with peanutbutter on them. This one time, at computer camp...

I am looking for someone I can spoil and be affectionate with. She must have some class but be able to still belch like a sailor. She must be willing to drive until I get my car. I'm really big on personality and barely care about looks so if you think you don't have a chance maybe you should try your luck anyways. Geeks are preferable but not a requirement. Glasses are sexy.