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Dan99
"P.L.A.N.K.T.O.N - Love it or move on!"
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About Dan99
Interests: I hate dolphins
I live in a house with my 5000 best friends. It can get crowded at times but as my friends from the Plankton Lovers convention say 'there is always room for more plankton'. Its true, i live my life by it, and it hasn't failed me yet. Except for once, but i don't talk about it.
I spend my free days on this site, endlessly searching for a soulmate to share plankton related experiences with. I know she is out there somewhere.
I am willing to date non plankton loving females, but they would have to accept that my plankton are my life. We are a package, and if you dont like it, you can shake that booty out of my life, sister.
I enjoy reading about plankton, talking about plankton, and drawing pictures of plankton. I like to take long walks on the beach, looking out for whales to harpoon.
I work in a garden centre called Plant Town, which has been as close to working with plankton as i have been able to get so far, but i have high hopes of getting something better soon. I have applied for a job in a shoe shop called Langdon's.
Well, i hope to talk to you soon, see you in a whale! (I have loads of plankton jokes, i will have you in fits!)
(and in reality i am engaged to a beautiful woman and am a father to my baby boy, so in the unlikely event that you want to get your hands down my pants, its never going to happen)
I spend my free days on this site, endlessly searching for a soulmate to share plankton related experiences with. I know she is out there somewhere.
I am willing to date non plankton loving females, but they would have to accept that my plankton are my life. We are a package, and if you dont like it, you can shake that booty out of my life, sister.
I enjoy reading about plankton, talking about plankton, and drawing pictures of plankton. I like to take long walks on the beach, looking out for whales to harpoon.
I work in a garden centre called Plant Town, which has been as close to working with plankton as i have been able to get so far, but i have high hopes of getting something better soon. I have applied for a job in a shoe shop called Langdon's.
Well, i hope to talk to you soon, see you in a whale! (I have loads of plankton jokes, i will have you in fits!)
(and in reality i am engaged to a beautiful woman and am a father to my baby boy, so in the unlikely event that you want to get your hands down my pants, its never going to happen)
Profession: I love Plankton
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Written on 09/14/2011
Dan, you are hilarious.
Just when I think ive heard your funniest post, you post something funnier.
Your soooooooo much fun to play with on the threads, and when I first met you, I didnt like you, because I posted, what I thought was a sexy picture of myself, and you said I looked like "Brian May".
Talk about shot down in flames! hahaha
But ive grown to really love you, and love it when your here more often, cause when your not, I miss you.
luv2roknroll aka Roberta aka Kitten aka Jade Sasha(in the bar)aka Queen Biotch at the Biotch Kingdom. hahahaha.
Just when I think ive heard your funniest post, you post something funnier.
Your soooooooo much fun to play with on the threads, and when I first met you, I didnt like you, because I posted, what I thought was a sexy picture of myself, and you said I looked like "Brian May".
Talk about shot down in flames! hahaha
But ive grown to really love you, and love it when your here more often, cause when your not, I miss you.
luv2roknroll aka Roberta aka Kitten aka Jade Sasha(in the bar)aka Queen Biotch at the Biotch Kingdom. hahahaha.
Written on 08/20/2009
I have known Dan for approximately 3 years, and i have had the pleasure of meeting him twice. I consider him one of my closest friends, despite the fact that he's an ocean away. I love the guy like a younger brother, and I'm very honored to call him my friend.
Written on 05/21/2009
I'd recognize that sleeping bag anywhere..
Helmut Kunz would like you to return it now, Englander.
Schnell!! Bitte.
Helmut Kunz would like you to return it now, Englander.
Schnell!! Bitte.
Written on 04/12/2009
*HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DARLIN*
Each year just gets better and better
Love you more than vurds
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Each year just gets better and better
Love you more than vurds
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Written on 02/07/2009
The bloody wanker stole my pint! If you ever see him, kick him in the shin for me!
Written on 01/28/2009
I'd like to one day enjoy a plate of blueberry pancakes, while watching Dan & Jeff ride their unicycles, in their underwears!
I like pancakes.
I like pancakes.
Written on 01/16/2009
The little voice inside your head will be powerless to stop the barrage of Q-tips this year.
Written on 11/07/2008
I love Dan, hes as cool as the other side of the pillow :)xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Written on 09/23/2008
Dan is beyond funny - if that's mathematically possible! Only thing is he has a "thing" for my man, Rich... What's with callin' him "Pookeybear" anyway?? Yes, Rich is a slightly hairy man but no where near "pelt-like" which you apparently have a fetish for... ;)
