Well, I'm rather intelligent, extremely well read, and while yes, I'm slightly hyper, I'm also one of those people that provides constant entertainment (and constantly parodies things). My favorite band is Demon Hunter, my favorite artist is Rene Magritte, my favorite beer is Baltika #7, I love dogs, don't particularly care for cats, and I give the local ant mounds a run for their money (I will find hundreds of rather extreme methods of exterminating them). I'm a history major at the local college, I hate math (with a passion), and have an iron clad policy of making English teachers wish they were never born. Plus, I'm half German, so I'm more than likely going to take over the world some day.