I am a selfish prick, good looking, successful, average body, young enough to do it and old enough to do it right.

I smoke and am lots of fun. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics.

Also, I am intelligent and well educated and don't care what anybody else thinks of me. I do what I want, when I want and you've probably figured that out already.

WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:

If I had to write a newspaper personal it would look something like this:
Handsome, cultured, intellectual with a big **** and marathon tongue in cheek seeks beautiful woman in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars and new home in prestigious area or beach front property. Multi orgasm training included at no extra charge.

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Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game

Shes walking down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do you think youll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh?