Main photo taken 9-17-09

I should warn you, I have a wicked, biting sense of humor. Most people can't handle it.

I'm not the man you think you want. I'm the man you REALLY want deep down inside. The man you know you'll never be able to hang on to, but want to try anyway.

Before you mail me, ask yourself "what do I have going for me that a man like this might be lacking in his life?" If you have a good answer to that, put it in your email. If not, look for a man with lower standards. I don't placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will treat you like my bratty little sister.

Truthfully, I don't have any trouble finding a date. I can go out most any night of the week and get a phone number or two. I'm not here to meet the girl of my dreams. I've been doing this online dating thing for a long time and I know I'm not likely to meet the kind of woman I'm interested in here. I just enjoy the forums.

I have a passion for life that seems to be rare. I’m an artist, a musician and writer. I’ve partied with the best across the USA and chilled with people from almost every lifestyle. I love getting dressed up and hitting the town, meeting people and making new friends. My personal style is eclectic and I have an affinity for funky shoes.

I make a decent living, enough to provide for my humble needs and enjoy my job, but I have no desire to die the richest stiff in the cemetery. I also have a lot of tattoos on my arms, legs, chest and back, but, I'm not covered.

I have a good relationship with my mom, my fingernails are clean and I'm emotionally stable. Did I mention I make GREAT popcorn!

I believe life is a series of experiences and I want to have as many great ones as I can. I’m too old to fool around with people that have nothing to offer. So, don’t waste my time with petty drama and unimportant BS.

I’d like to make one thing clear. I believe to meet the right person; you have to meet a lot of people. You can’t expect me to jump right into an exclusive relationship. Been there, done that. Let’s take a step back, play things by ear, improvise some and get to know one another. Love is like Jazz, the music can go anywhere.

However, if I found an above average woman and we felt that special spark of a connection; I’m more than willing to see where it leads.

I’d like to meet a woman that is smart, sophisticated, sexy and knows how to take good care of herself. Someone stylish with a sense of humor and irony because I can be a smart-ass from time to time.

Oh, and one more thing. I have a television on my forehead and I can breath through my ears.