That is one of my favorite lines from "This is Spinal Tap." But it is such a fine line between stupid and clever. So, I like to go to movies, read, listen to music, and like to cook and eat out, so I am not agoraphobic. That's the abridged version. I try to use my powers for good and not evil. I live intown, but am known to venture outside the perimeter, if I have decent Mapquest directions. But really, Mapquest can be questionable at best. Must like large, needy dogs. Maybe mules, too. If you like going to Trader Joe's or Richard's Variety Store, even better. I do believe in the starch-statolith theory of gravitropism, but the plants did die anyway. And I appreciate that some of you looked up what that meant. Now I am on to fomites. I was just about to add some more really neat stuff about visionary art, but the large needy dog has hypnotized me into getting her a snack. Still living the dream. Still laughing.
And you know, I am right under your nose, and you still can't figure it out. But you will. Because you are smart. Sumus quod sumus. And really, things are pretty cool right now.