i came from the mountains of southern Italy,near Naples.mom and dad took cruise ships back and forth many times so i visited lots of countries BEFORE i was old enough to remember them.all i got out of the deal was a bad case of wonder-lust.my education got a little weird cause we moved around so much.i am VERY intelligent however,my IQ is VIRGO!,or 20:20!...or something like that.anyway,i hit my head one day(that damn tequila!) and now i tend to babel incoherently and drool a bit when I'm around attractive women.i HAVE learned not to talk with my mouth full which was quite a challenge for a man in my delicate condition.

i am excepting financial donations for the "don't babel and drool" charity should you feel the urge...peace