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MahanMahan
"With friends like you, who needs an enema?"
37 year old man
from
Hi Vista,
California
Looking for woman for relationship
Last seen over a month ago
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About MahanMahan
Interests: Listening to and decomposing music, Following the mating rituals of plankton and their annual migration patterns over the North Atlantic Ocean, History of the World (uneditted version), Space Travel, Sushi, Evolution of Man
Nobody's counting, nobody's keepin' track,
Nobody's movin', initiative I lack...
Why? No motivation...
Why? It's on vacation, in a pagan paradise!
I've heard your promises, make sure you understand the terms.
Swear on your tongue, there's only one.
So I should have no problem tasting easy... yeah, yeah, yeah...
I feel quick, but I'm not moving...
I know I can learn to stand you, but why when I can sit you down instead, and take a free tour inside your head.
Truth is youth or so I'm told.
Truth is youth and I am old.
If you can't be yourself all by yourself, then buy yourself a friend.
Just don't sell ME...!
Nobody's movin', initiative I lack...
Why? No motivation...
Why? It's on vacation, in a pagan paradise!
I've heard your promises, make sure you understand the terms.
Swear on your tongue, there's only one.
So I should have no problem tasting easy... yeah, yeah, yeah...
I feel quick, but I'm not moving...
I know I can learn to stand you, but why when I can sit you down instead, and take a free tour inside your head.
Truth is youth or so I'm told.
Truth is youth and I am old.
If you can't be yourself all by yourself, then buy yourself a friend.
Just don't sell ME...!
Profession: Hospitality industry...
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Written on 05/25/2009
A day without Mahan...is like a day without sunshine! no, really, it's all cloudy, with a chance of rain, probably even foggy too, just all around icky without him.
and i just heard something i'd like to share with my bro:
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friends nose.
jimmycrackcorn and i don't care!! muuuahh!
and i just heard something i'd like to share with my bro:
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friends nose.
jimmycrackcorn and i don't care!! muuuahh!
Written on 03/24/2009
Give this heart [♥] to
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
Love's ya ...Sherry
every person you care about
including me if you care.
Try to collect 12.
It's not easy
Love's ya ...Sherry
Written on 03/15/2009
Mahan you always make me laugh!
You are so adorable!!!
Big Kisses!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
<3 <3 <3
You are so adorable!!!
Big Kisses!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
<3 <3 <3
Written on 02/21/2009
♥ ♥((Mahan))♥ ♥, One of the Sweetest men I have ever met. I really enjoy talking to you. You have a heart of Gold and the lady that gets you is getting a WONDERFUL man! Stay just as you are sweetie. Your a Doll! and I love ya! Hugs
Written on 02/14/2009
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR
When we visit bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e. they can see you, but you can't see them)?
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. It's time to get paranoid. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty? Just conduct this simple test:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a 2-way mirror!
So if not at home and changing before a mirror, do the "fingernail test". It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!
Share this with your girlfriends
When we visit bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e. they can see you, but you can't see them)?
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. It's time to get paranoid. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty? Just conduct this simple test:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a 2-way mirror!
So if not at home and changing before a mirror, do the "fingernail test". It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!
Share this with your girlfriends
Written on 01/31/2009
{{{mahan}}} You are a sweet man and the woman that captures your heart will be the lucky one. Thank you for your kind words, you touched my heart ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ and thank you for your friendship, that means more than you will know.