No-nonsense people make me laugh. How easily we forget that nonsense is what makes most of us roll out of bed (however unwillingly) every morning. About me: I'm well educated, I like to laugh, I read for enjoyment, I have no idea who is on American Idol (and hope to keep it that way), I enjoy watching football (I am a man, c'mon... The difference between football and american idol?-Dunno), I wear a tie to work, but am painfully aware that when turned around, it is just a silk leash, I love portland, I don't drive if i can avoid it (a blessing in this town), and am aware that this is a run-on sentence.
I find charm in terrible horror movies, and beauty in puddles. Some alter their perspectives with booze and drugs, I skew mine with a sharp wit and an artistic eye. Humor is a necessary component of intelligence, and anyone telling you differently is lying.

Oh, I'm 31, 6'1" and athletic. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally awesome :)

I like sushi...it's delicious and probably has no preservatives