Top 10 Ways for a Geek to Impress a Girl

1. Make a facebook app specifically for her cat – achieve viral success, sell it for millions.

 

2. Win the x-prize competition

 

3. Help her steal wifi from her neighbors, then use it to download a pirated copy of Ironman 2 and the new wolverine movie.

 

4. Code a bot that can crack any captcha. Use it to spam the entire internet with poetry that pays her tribute.

 

5. Offer to let her stay in your black-hole-proof bunker when the hadron collider opens up a wormhole in Switzerland later this year.

6. Inundate her with cosmically impressive information, such as the fact that the earth spins at 1,000 miles per hour or that a thimbleful of a neutron star would weigh over 100 million tons.

 

7. Code her a W3C valid website without using tables. Bask in validation glory. Probably get laid.

8. Introduce her to some amazingly addicting websites, such as Stumbleupon , Orisinal , Twitter , or zombo zombo.com changed my life).

9. Write a regular expression that globally matches your love for her.

 

10. Take spare parts from her old iPod and turn it into a working plasma rifle.

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