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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me. 
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
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Where is my doll, she said she was going to makeup 2 hours ago!! I KNEW when i saw the GoodYear blimp on the set I was in trouble!!
 
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Where is my doll, she said she was going to makeup 2 hours ago!! I KNEW when i saw the GoodYear blimp on the set I was in trouble!!
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(The Director throws his bullhorn down in frustration...)
" Tarantino doesn't work like this! Capolla, Spielberg...none of em'! Why don't I get ANY respect!!?? I REFUSE to work under these circumstances."
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Where is my doll, she said she was going to makeup 2 hours ago!! I KNEW when i saw the GoodYear blimp on the set I was in trouble!!
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
The studio should have thought of that before offering me a nickel! What the hell am I going to do with a damn nickel?! |
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Where is my doll, she said she was going to makeup 2 hours ago!! I KNEW when i saw the GoodYear blimp on the set I was in trouble!!
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Where is my doll, she said she was going to makeup 2 hours ago!! I KNEW when i saw the GoodYear blimp on the set I was in trouble!!
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
The studio should have thought of that before offering me a nickel! What the hell am I going to do with a damn nickel?! |
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
The studio should have thought of that before offering me a nickel! What the hell am I going to do with a damn nickel?! I didn't get a BUCK! I have a damn nickel! A NICKEL!! |
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
The studio should have thought of that before offering me a nickel! What the hell am I going to do with a damn nickel?! I didn't get a BUCK! I have a damn nickel! A NICKEL!!
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The movie must have reptilian aliens in it
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I'm not coming back to this set unless someone tells me what
my "motivation " is!!!! 
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 my room wasn't to my spefications
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Director Dict! Spike Lee just called-he wants to know if you want to be the gopher on the set of his next "joint" flick!
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(The Director sits in his chair, puts his head in his hands.)
"Ya'll are killing me. Listen, ya' got nuthin' to lose here and everything to gain. Ed Wood made Plan 9 From Outer Space and was instantly immortalized. Of course that's cuz' it's considered the worst movie ever made but...he was immortalized." The Director pops a Valium. "So the moral here is that even if this movie sucks, which it most likely will, ya'll can be happy knowing that you were at least a part of SOMETHING, right?"
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take 5
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(The Director looks around...) "Jesus people. We don't have all day here. The studio is on my *** to get this film made." Turns and asks assistant " What...is everybody holed up in their trailers doin' coke or what? Go find my talent NOW!" Shakes his head and mutters under his breath "Damn spoiled *** movie stars..." The script doesn't work for me.
The studio should have thought of that before offering me a nickel! What the hell am I going to do with a damn nickel?! I didn't get a BUCK! I have a damn nickel! A NICKEL!!
I can't buy anything for a nickel! |
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I still think if we all put our heads together we can get something going here...
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