A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really loved it" she replied "especially the tight shorts and the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "what do you mean?"

"Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was.. 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!" I'm like.. Hellooo? It's only 25 cents!

where's the peanut shells to throw at the stage?

I do try

I thought it was cute and funny, corny but cute

Nice one, thanks River..

You're welcome Dino

I'm not blonde but my understanding of sports is about similar, haha.
With football I sometimes wonder why a 22 grown men would chase after a ball for an hour and a half. It seems so pointless, wearing yourself out over that huge field, hihi. I think I'd feel much for getting a foldable stool out that you can stick into the grass to have a nice cup of coffee -pinkie in the air and all- while the others run around you. Tackle a referee here and there... LOL "Jolly good game, chaps!" and get up when your team has won to cheer along with 'em