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The other day, Pat, a Chinese guy and a Brit all became fathers. They went to the maternity hospital, when a distressed nurse told them, the name tags on the cods went missing. So all three new dads had to identify their babies.
Pat, like a lightning, grabs the Chinese baby. Says the Chinese guy, "Hold on, do you not think, the baby looks Chinese, and could only be mine?" Says Pat, "Probably yeah. But I can't risk to raise a Brit" 
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hi
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(So while Pat and the Chinese guy were arguing ..)
I bet the Brit guy vanishes with the two other babies. |
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Reminds me of a similar joke. Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby boy. The nurse brings out a WHITE baby boy. The confused father says "Two Wongs don't make a White" so they named him.......Sum Ting Wong. |
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🤣🤣🤣
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🤣
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