I got chased by a spider the other day, came out of a box I was breaking down to put in the trash and I felt the weight of this mother fuggin bastard son of a goat on my arm, I screamed, then flung it to the ground and well, he was not having any of that, so,,,,,,

He gave chace!...

I proceeded to the closest exit which is the sliding glass door to go out back, not the best door for a speedy escape so to try and slow him I threw the box of doom at the prick.....


I missed horribly......


But really he could've just done a sweet juke move like emmitt smith or something, I dunno I was slowing down to open the door, although just going right through it did occur to me...

But I opened it and then slammed it behind me leaving the entity of evil inside as I laughed in victory! HA HA HA HAAAAAA!...

but then the ***** ran under my guitar amp so I proceeded to wait in the garage until reinforcements arrived..... then at that time I told my daughter to go kill it, and show me the body as proof, or I was taking her car away.....

hahahahahahahaha

Poor little spider ... you are supposed to catch and release