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How to Impress a Girl - From Ancient History to Now

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• Bimo wrote on 10/11/2008
  When you are in a mental HOSPITal ACT MAD, ;)
• Bimo wrote on 10/11/2008
  If you are In SOMALIA or other POOR countries, LOOK FAT N RICH, dont be Just LOOK When you are with Zombies, either GET GOOD FOOD, or ACT GOOD FOOD :)
• Psion wrote on 11/13/2008
  Shouldn't giving a redcoat a wedgie go in the 18th Century?
• verazm wrote on 12/24/2008
  The Red Coat's official history began in February 1645, when the Parliament of England passed the New Model Army ordinance.
• ksanjeev65 wrote on 02/04/2009
  halo you want know every one ?
• Annou wrote on 05/19/2009
  Become fully crezy ,mad nd amger towards girls, becaure behave gentleman is old fation
• DeePP wrote on 07/12/2009
  hi to everyone. be my friend
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• shelleyfinn wrote on 08/13/2009
  I don't really understand that cartoon?? I like fuego connect much better. www.fuegoconnect.com
• dynamicrinks wrote on 08/21/2009
  Is there something wrong with the website???i am not able to receive mails and send mails...what is the problem guys??please help
• mygenerationbaby wrote on 08/23/2009
  Dude, just checked, you got deactivated. I have no idea why. Have you been a bad blogger?
• SoundMethod wrote on 08/29/2009
  THat was awesome now write one on how to get rid of someone !! Hahahahaha
• audiegayle wrote on 08/29/2009
  your cartoons are fantastic! made me smile on a sad day.
• Ticket2Ride wrote on 09/18/2009
  I think the best way 2 impress is just be a :==SNAKE==0~InThe"!!!GRASS!!!" and tempt a "Lady Eve" in the "Garden Eden" with sin.
• sammyhalliwel wrote on 09/27/2009
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• magiver456 wrote on 10/04/2009
  be a man be a gr8 lover and friend and be honest
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• LovesRain wrote on 10/10/2009
  I thought it was silly but cute. A little creative and an attempt at being very humorous. I enjoyed it.
• bsj4984 wrote on 11/07/2009
  Not hit on anyone....
• nik88 wrote on 11/20/2009
  dont really understand
• DatingDownUnder wrote on 12/03/2009
  What wa that about 2200?
• victos wrote on 02/01/2010
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• victos wrote on 02/01/2010
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