Yeah, yeah... just...


be glad your not a leopard.. whatever..


What they said.

I have sort of a half non accent, and sort of a New York accent.


I grew up in south Florida with all the New York Italians, and Jews.


All my teachers were from new York so.. it stuck.


Yeah I like my "accent". You want some of this? lol

end of dilemma! lol

All that being said.. Ill still take the penis.


*waves*

*squints eyes*


Yeah.. thats what all the pilots sayyyyyyyy...

Sneak into their room at night, and sew their lips shut.


They may break stuff, but at least you dont have to listen to them complain about it.


Dont forget to shout out the window OPAAAAAAA!! Or Mazeltov!

Thats awesome!


not so long ago I found a nice cellphone which belonged to an obviously young student.


I called her work number, and she answered, and I told her I found it.


She then offered to meet me somewhere to pick it up.

I at first agreed, but then I was like.. man.. If I have to deal with the freaking cops, cos like.. she said her purse was stolen and the phone was in it.. but I didnt see any purse when I looked around.

So I cancelled on the meeting, and just dropped it off at the station.

I didnt feel like going through some screwed up questioning, or something stupid.. i just said.. found this.. here ya go.

I thought maybe shed think I would have stolen all her crap, and then tried to get some reward for returning her phone.. hell.. i didnt know.. I just for sure wasnt dealing with anyones crap.

Id keep it, and pray that it gets replaced for them some other way.


What? Ye have little faith?


Id think it were meant to be.


BUT.. Id think twice if they had all kinds of pics on their kids in their wallet..


But Id still keep it.. LOL...

*head in hands*

I dunno... id have a slight dilemma.

Not reading into anything.

Imo guns are for hunting for food, and protection.

When I see someone pointing a gun, or waving it around I think.. insane, and loose cannon.

This is not the movies, and I was figuring you were trying to attract a woman.

I find it a turn off. I dont know what kind of woman would think that was cool.

But, if you think itll work for ya, good luck with all of that.

I was too excited to read the recipe. MMMMMM..


Have to come back when I calm down to read it.

I refuse to even read any more of the thing, til you get that creepy picture of the gun pointing at the cam outta there.


What are you saying to women with THAT one?


I mean.. its not for the men, right?

I just think you should get some more intelligent friends.

There are ******** everywhere.

If you believe its otherwise, you are sadly mistaken.

I like to donate to the Save the Earthy fund.


Things like toilet paperrr....


Fooooddd...


Clotheesssss....



I donate my time to help people with their addictions, thats all I can do right now.

Well, the worst thing to do in your fragile condition is to sit around.


Start talking to people when your out, and get some numbers, and dial them.

Yes it does.

Hey, Im pretty sure both of those are far better to find in your bed than THIS!

Balloons? NEAT!!

*thumbs up* only the best my friend.. only the best.

The penis.